To celebrate the launch of my book Courtship in Crisis I would like to re-post one of my most popular blog posts of all time now with even more pickup lines! Feel free to take a break, have some fun and enjoy some of these “approved” courtship pickup lines.

Feel free to add your own down in the comments. The best ones may get made into memes for the Courtship Pickup Lines Facebook Page and Pinterest Board.

“Approved” Courtship Pickup Lines

"Hey girl, I lost my phone number. Can I have your dad's phone number?"

“Hey girl, I lost my phone number. Can I have your dad’s phone number?”

"Sir, we studied in our homeschool that when a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Could your daughter be my penguin?"

“Sir, we studied in our homeschool that when a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Could your daughter be my penguin?”

“I’m no Joseph. Could you help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about your daughter?”

“I’m no Joseph. Could you help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about your daughter?”

 “Your daughter’s hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.”

“Your daughter’s hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.”

“Sir, you're daughter is the only girl I love now... but soon, I'll love a dozen other girls. They'll all call her 'Mommy’.”

“Sir, your daughter is the only girl I love now… but soon, I’ll love a dozen other girls. They’ll all call her ‘Mommy’.”

 “Can we change the spelling of courtship to put “u” and “i” together?”

“Can we change the spelling of courtship to put “u” and “i” together?”

“Is your daughter a barbarian? Because I keep trying to guard my heart and she gets in anyway.”

“Is your daughter a barbarian? Because I keep trying to guard my heart and she gets in anyway.”

 “Excuse me sir, I believe one of your daughter’s ribs belongs to me.”

“Excuse me sir, I believe one of your daughter’s ribs belongs to me.”

 “My mom told me to write a paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering: could I interview your daughter?”

“My mom told me to write a paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering: could I interview your daughter?”

 “Is there a fever spreading in your homeschool? Your daughter looks hot to me.”

“Is there a fever spreading in your homeschool? Your daughter looks hot to me.”

 “Could I get your daughter’s name and number so I can add her to my ‘prayer’ list?”

“Could I get your daughter’s name and number so I can add her to my ‘prayer’ list?”

 “Sir, I am concerned your daughter may be a thief. She stole my heart from across the room.”

“Sir, I am concerned your daughter may be a thief. She stole my heart from across the room.”

“Hey girl, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your dad’s number?”

“Hey girl, I’m writing a phone book. Can I have your dad’s number?”

 “I just finished law school. Do you think I am now qualified to to court your daughter?”

“I just finished law school. Do you think I am now qualified to to court your daughter?”

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“Ma’am, did you teach boxing in your homeschool? Because your daughter’s a knockout.” 

 "If your daughter is looking for a knight in shining armor, I happen to be wearing the full armor of God."

“If your daughter is looking for a knight in shining armor, I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.”

 “I will stop loving your daughter on the 30th of February.”

“I will stop loving your daughter on the 30th of February.”

 “Can I follow you home to meet your family? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Can I follow you home to meet your family? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

 “Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like your daughter. Will you like me too?”

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like your daughter. Will you like me too?”

 “Sir, are you accepting any applications for a son in law?”

“Sir, are you accepting any applications for a son in law?”

 “Sir, you're daughter’s single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.”

“Sir, your daughter’s single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.”

 "Care to go to dinner and talk about life, the universe, and everything? I know the perfect place where we can get to know each other. I promise I'll make you fall in love with me. If you want, you can bring your daughter..." (Thanks to John Moore for this one.)

“Care to go to dinner and talk about life, the universe, and everything? I know the perfect place where we can get to know each other. I promise I’ll make you fall in love with me. If you want, you can bring your daughter…” (Thanks to John Moore for this one.) 

 “Sir, does your daughter have a name or can I call her “mine”?”

“Sir, does your daughter have a name or can I call her “mine”?” 

“I love your daughter like a pig loves not being bacon.”

“I love your daughter like a pig loves not being bacon.” 

“Did you invent the airplane? Because your daughter seems Wright for me.”

“Did you invent the airplane? Because your daughter seems Wright for me.”

Sir, are you a terrorist because your daughter's the bomb.

“Sir, are you a terrorist because your daughter’s the bomb.” 

"Hey girl, wanna come over to my house? My parents ARE home."

“Hey girl, wanna come over to my house? My parents ARE home.” 

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Bonus Pickup Lines:

“Can I have directions? ‘To where?’ To your daughters heart.”

“Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”

More Pickup Lines in the comments

Feel free to add your own down in the comments. The best ones may get made into memes for the Courtship Pickup Lines Facebook Page and Pinterest Board.