Thomas Umstattd Jr.

A Different Kind of Thomas

Here is a part of me you may have never seen. I am a beatbox and this is my audition for McLane idol. I ended up winning a free dinner and a movie. If the embedded video doesn’t work try this link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LtDocZQFUS4 And yes I had no hair at this time.

5 Ways GOP Conventions and Star Trek Conventions are Alike

#1 Regular People Wear Costumes At SciFi conventions people dress up like emotionless visitors from another world with amazing abilities and power. At GOP conventions people dress up like  amazing visitors from the grass roots with amazing abilities and power. 

The hippies shave their beards and come their hair in the classic political swoosh. In both conventions most people pretend to be something...