5 Ways GOP Conventions and Star Trek Conventions are Alike
#1 Regular People Wear Costumes
At SciFi conventions people dress up like emotionless visitors from another world with amazing abilities and power. At GOP conventions people dress up like amazing visitors from the grass roots with amazing abilities and power. The hippies shave their beards and come their hair in the classic political swoosh. In both conventions most people pretend to be something they are not. Sometimes the dress up to make a point.
George Washington
A Ferangi.
A hat wearing patriot.
Most people tried to dress like this guy. You can usually pick out a politician. he has that swoosh hair, an expensive suit, a nice tie and a splenda smile.
#2 Obscure Celebrates
Chances are if you saw your state representative at the grocery store you wouldn’t recognize him. But at a political convention he gets a VIP badge and everyone wants to shake his hand.
Jacque Otto sporting her VIP badge
#3 African Americans are Rare and Popular
The republican party and the SciFi community seem to be dominated by anglos. The few African americans willing to brave the sea of white faces often rise to prominence. Michael Dorn is hugely popular among Star Trek fans as is Michael Williams among republicans.
Michael Dorn also known as Warf.
Michael Williams a bow tie wearing railroad commissioner.
#4 Insane Passion Over Obscure Things
There was a huge fight over credentialing candidates at the Texas GOP convention. The fight was so bad that old friends stop talking. SciFi Conventions have protests over the cancellation of obscure TV shows and small changes in classic movies.
#5 Identical Factions at War
There are very similar factions at this GOP convention who hated each other. I saw candidates give identical speeches and then bash each other. Star Trek and Star Wars people have never gotten along well. The most sure fire way to get cussed out at a Star Trek Convention is to dress like Luke Skywalker.
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June 16th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Great post, I only wish I had written it myself. Here’s another one for you — a bunch of people who never met each other before acting as though they are long time friends. (Hey, if it isn’t, er, ah).
I enjoyed meeting you and hope to see you at future events.
All the Best,
Kevin
http://www.BizPlusBlog.com
June 18th, 2008 at 9:30 am
I like it! but now I want to go to a star trek convention. :-))
June 18th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
You have trained well, may the Force be with you, always (even at GOP Conventions).
June 25th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
So true… :sigh:
Uh… Paul… That’s Star Wars. Like Thomas said, don’t say that at a Star Trek convention cuz you’ll get mobbed.
Oh… and…. isn’t “Warf” spelled “Worf.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worf
> Brian